How to Get Away with Torturing Children
This is a very basic guide to how to get away with torture, from the very basics to more advanced methods.
In this installment of How to Torture Children, we’ll explore a few ways to torture children and talk about how to hide evidence of your crimes, whether by hiding in a car, by hiding with your children, or by hiding yourself in plain sight.
If you’d like to get a taste of this technique, read on.
Torture Techniques and Tools A. General Techniques: “I’m gonna tell you a little trick.
When you get your kids ready for school, put them in a room with a light on.
It’s gonna look a little bit like this.
You’ll put a big plastic bag over your head.
You’re gonna have a big red blanket on your lap, a big pillow under your head, and then a big white box with a red door in it.
If the light is on, you’re gonna put the blanket over your eyes and your eyes will be closed.”
“Put a big big plastic box over your face.
You wanna put the lid on so you can see.
Now put the plastic box up over your forehead.
Then put the big white door in the box, and you’re done.
You can put the door up over the eyes and the eyes will open.
Put a big box over the mouth.
Then you can put a door in that box so you’ll have a little door that you can close with your hands.
You’ve got a door that’s big enough to let a dog in, so put the dog door on your body so that you’re able to breathe.
And then you’re all set.
Put the door down so that the dog can’t get in, put a lid on the door so that it’s locked, and shut the door and lock it.
Now you’re ready to go.
The only thing you have to remember about this technique is that you have two things to be careful of.
First, don’t forget the lid that you put over the door.
You don’t want the door to come loose and get caught on something that you don’t have to take care of, so be very careful about that.
Second, you have a lot of toys to get the kids used to.
If there’s a door between you and the kids, you should close that door. “
Then put the white box over a door so you’re sure that it can’t be closed.
If there’s a door between you and the kids, you should close that door.
If that door is open, then you should shut the box.
But if that door isn’t open, just put the box on the floor.
Put on your clothes, put on your shoes, put the toy on the toy tray, and put the other toy in the toy box.
Then, just let the kids have fun.
Then they’re done, and they’re gone.
The Big Black Box: “You’re gonna do a lot more than just putting a lid over the box and putting a door on the box so that no one can get in.
You want to get them to get really excited about the toy.
And you want to make them really excited so that they’ll play with it for a while, so that then when they’re all done, they’ll get used to it.
“”Now you’re going to put a huge big black box over their head.
They’re gonna look like a big black dog with a big nose and a big mouth.
They’ll look like little dogs, but they’ll be bigger than little dogs.
You should put the black box on top of them so that when they get out of the box they’re gonna fall on their face, and when they fall on the face, you want them to cry and cry, and that’s what you want.
“”The kids need to be excited and they need to get out.
Now they’re in a big bright light, and the big black toy box is right there.
Now, they need it to feel right, and it will feel right.
And if they cry, they cry because they can’t see the toy anymore.
So put the little black box in front of them.
Now let them get out, and let them play with the toy, and if they like it, they can go back to playing with the little white box, or they can put it in the garbage and put it on the other side of the street.
“”If they don’t like it that much, they want to go back and look at the toy again and they can look at it again, and again, again, until they find a nice, long time to look at this toy again, then they’ll go back again and again until they like this toy and they love it, and so on.
“”And then you want your children to keep playing